DirigibleProtein

joined 1 year ago
[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

I’m working on a Manny Calavera mask.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Short History Of

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  1. Men are incompetent and stupid
  2. Same ad over and over for stuff I don’t want or need
  3. The offensive ads that assume I’m a boomer with too much money:
  • I can’t afford to buy a single house, why would I want landlord’s insurance on my holiday house?
  • I’m barely keeping my head above water, why do you think I want to refinance my house?
[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Telling me what I can save without telling me what it costs

ad: “Save $3000 this month on European cruises!”

me: How can they make money selling cruises for $15 each?

ad: “Popular soft drink $1.90 off per litre this week!”

me: That’s the normal price!

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Rescued my daughter in the cliched flat tyre in the rain scenario, the flashing light was good to alert other drivers. I think it’s something that could be useful very rarely.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, ok, thanks. Never heard of the idea before.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Is barefoot hiking common? Being in touch with nature and Mother Earth and stuff? Or is he just an idiot?

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 33 points 1 month ago

Due to poor life choices, I’ve had six.

I had a really good dentist and none of them were a big deal in terms of pain or discomfort. Just boring sitting there for long periods waiting for it to be done. I closed my eyes and meditated into a half doze. Good luck!

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Checking under the toilet seat for redbacks.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

More than Google does

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago

It’s a fucken goat!

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

No words

… goes on to write article

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