Deuces

I love so much about Utah, and would highly recommend visiting, but will never live there again. The church isn't that influential within salt lake City, but go outside and you're just hoping for LDS instead of FLDS people. What really made me leave wasn't the low abv beer or the mormans. The environmental inversion is truly hell

Ohh that's good. I always use the "try another outlet", but it backfires sometimes when they move the whole desk to another outlet

Holy shit. There's a countdown timer!? I feel like an idiot for not having noticed

If you don't like bananas, potatoes have a lot more potassium by both weight and calories

I think you're looking too deep. The ghost of Christmas future shows you how unimportant you are, but the character doesn't care since the world is better than expected.

It's been a pleasure knowing you DumbKid.

Abandon all hope, sponges who enter here

That's a steaming cup of mouthwash

Is that an Allen Ginsberg quote?