Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
Well, is it real, or is it just a shitpost? I can't figure out any possible reason, barring mental problems.
Edit: I guess I'm just not imaginative enough for the (likely) truth.
Is that Lemmy gold? Perhaps we should have Lemmy brown or something instead.