Blumpkinhead

If you're going to wish for something, how about wishing Israel would stop genociding?

'Tis but a scratch!

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

That's cool. More boob for me then.

"Like it is now...only shorter."

"Listen, dentist. You asked me what I wanted my teeth to look like and I told you. Several rows of razor sharp shark teeth, pronto."

I think the guys that dug the trenches have all melted by now.

Yeah, the IDF.

How would we deal with violent crime without a police force?

"It's 9 a.m., and I don't feel like drinking, but..."

What was the scenario (if you don't mind saying)?