ApeNo1

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[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Apparently it is set in the same cinematic universe as Surviving R. Kelly.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 230 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

They have become more an Ad-verb in recent years.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Make Acronyms Go Awry

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

That dogs dimensions are 25” long x 15” high x 1” wide.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 37 points 1 month ago

This is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.

“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 27 points 1 month ago (5 children)

“Make Assholes Great Again”

Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the ~~baddies~~ assholes?”

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

There goes Walmart Nero …

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.

Hooley Dooleys - Russell the Kangaroo

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

That’s what it was like way back in the 2360’s.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ApeNo1@lemm.ee to c/australia@aussie.zone
 

The US Embassy in Australia attempted to provide clarity by offering some translations to help Americans “speak like a local”.

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