ApeNo1

joined 1 year ago
[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 274 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Joe Bitin’

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 31 points 5 days ago (3 children)

It should have been $Googol instead.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago

I always prefer the book over the movie.

Who Moved My Cheese?

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“subscribers spend an average of two hours each day using the platform”

That seems like very deliberate phrasing. It is not stated as two hours a day watching content but simply using the platform. What constitutes “using” the platform?

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 153 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.

“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”

Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 23 points 4 weeks ago

I don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

To stop Reddit monsters, one, two, three
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don't look!
Just don't look!

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.

“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.

A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.

Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ApeNo1@lemm.ee to c/australia@aussie.zone
 

The US Embassy in Australia attempted to provide clarity by offering some translations to help Americans “speak like a local”.

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