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Similar to the classic joke:

Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong socks this morning.

[–] Tylith@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

wtf bro why would you cum in a sock just eat it like a normal person

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 5 points 1 year ago

Licking it up can provide you with a sense of pride and accomplishment after a long wank

[–] Psynthesis@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

Eeeeewwwwww

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago