In germany we have a saying "der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen", which roughly translates to "may lighting strike you while you're on the shitter".
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That's a very original way to wish for someone's demise.
Where in Germany? I never have heard of this saying
Northern Bavaria, near border to Hessen reporting in. I know this sentence.
Hessen confirms
You can definitely hear that one in Bavaria. I just assumed that it's widely known.
Austrian here. I also know that one.
A regular shitstorm.
Angry upvote you brilliant bastard!
How does something like that even happen
Well first you take a picture of lightning hitting a building. Then you put it next to a picture of an exploded toilet.
The text is referencing the toilet, so at least there could be something connected there.
这不马桶- this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do.
这个马桶 this toilet 干了什么 what did it do
Yeah. Someone else pointed out that I misread 个 as 不。 my darn dyslexia had me confidently reading the charecter and adding a whole stroke.
No biggie, chinese is hard as hell. You take a week off studying and there goes 100 characters from your memory. I didn’t want to sound rude, my level of Chinese is being able to read these characters
As a chinese that learn mandarin as my first language: yeah. I stop learning it at 15yo because it's getting impossible for me to follow all these idioms and essays. Hard to learn, insanely hard to master lol.
Sideways clouds cause sideways thunder.
What does it do to lightning?
Well... it doesn't. This is clearly mega fake.
Physics 'n stuff
The lightning happened in Singapore and no, it didn’t hit the toilet.
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The unholy chipotle order
I suspect shenanigans. Possibly someone detonated something in the dunny, resulting in the marks seen.
Holy shit 😯
Thy shit was holy indeed.
It better be. After all, it was blessed by the Almighty.
Zeus fucking a toilet
My translation with mostly forgotten mandarin schooling. Maybe it will help to show that the picks are connected.
这不马桶。-this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do?
The first line is “这个马桶” or “this toilet” Second line is “what did it do”
Someone took an ungodly shit.
Shitters clogged. — lightning.
Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died
That's what they get for having carpet in a bathroom
Edit: wait that's not carpet that's poopie water
too much iron in their diet obvs
I refuse to believe that, that exact lightning was captured
Whatever lightning wants...
Turning into a swan to fuck mortals, mostly.
*cue Ride The Lightning solo
i bet those were two different storms
Bathroom next to a window?
Isn't this like a requirement in most places with any sort of building code?
In apartment buildings you can have an extractor, not necessarily next to a window, at least where I'm from.
Code over here is either one of them, ideally both.
Zeus just really had to shit and that was the nearest available toilet. He literally eats thunder and craps lightning.