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Chicken sees a salad.

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[–] WaterBottleOnAShelf@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I suggest "What dish is made when a hen stares at lettuce?"

Something about having part of the punchline in the set-up always irks me.

[–] CeruleanRuin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Just change "chicken" to "rooster" in the setup. Bonus: it makes them head in the wrong direction thinking about cockadoodledoo puns.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That sounds more like a chicken staring at lettuce in Boston.