Sometimes when I grill. I don't clack the tongs together.
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You monster! How do you even know if they're tongy enough?
You make me sick.
I can almost forgive some of these others. But I don't understand how a person, much less a dad, could even begin to commit such an attrocity. The second I don't click the tongs, tweezers, hell even tweezers, you will know that I have been compromised.
I clack them to the terminator theme. Even if I didn't want to, I don't think I could avoid it.
Same but Mission Impossible
But how do you know they are working if you don't clack them?
This is genuinely upsetting. How could you
You just lost grilling privileges.
Is it really grilling if there's no clacking?
I've always wanted to ask someone who is into doing it. Since I've got you here, what satisfaction do you derive from posting outright lies and falsehoods on the internet?
I optimize my pattern for minimal direction changes, which saves me 3-5% on the time it takes to mow
I optimise mine for max clibbins dispersion.
Or if it's really thick and damp I'll do a patern like 2 rows forward 1 row back so they get finely mulched instead of clumped. Think a narrow clockwise rectangle on the right of a given square of grass that slowly walks to the left so the clipings are pulled away from the uncut grass and then run ove again on the return trip. Also helps in case it's thick enough that the grass isn't fully being cut.
This is genius. I usually just get my blower out to break up the clumps, but I might give this a go
I'm totally trying this the next time I wait too long between mowings!
This guy Dads.
Exactly this. I do the trim of the section I am working, then any areas that cannot be bulk mowed, then smaller and smaller square pattern on the bulk to avoid time consumed on excessive turning/momentum loss. Grass looks fine, not trying to impress anyone, and I get back to my family sooner.
But you have to alternate the pattern each time you mow or you'll get wheel ruts.
Only if you have a heavy mower and drive in the exact same spot every time
The other day my daughter told me she was hungry.... All I did was ask what she wanted to eat! I will carry that with me for all my days
"Hi hungry, I'm dad"
My robot mower does this. It traverses the lawn like a Roomba. Took me awhile to get used to.
My Roomba vacuums in a pattern. It finds the edges of the room, finds obstacles, and then goes ||||| across the middle of the room, doing little circles around table legs.
I'd need 6 of 'em for my lawn, last time I checked. Would bee nice tho
Must have a big yard! Mine is good for 1/2 acre but it could just run more often so I think you could stretch it a bit
I use one of them Husqvarna roombas to do my lawn. It cuts any way it wants ☹️
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Last Time I grilled, I didn't ask who wanted their meat rarer than having a good chef
I had an electric mower so my pattern was just "don't run over the extension cable."
The one who vomited, did so such that his steaks would be affected
How do you do a pattern? Do you have to adjust the height?