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[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So I'm not autistic and these aren't necessarily bad games, but for my partner this is definitely Dragon Age. She has put an insane number of hours into the first 3 games. She knew The Veilguard was going to be bad. She KNEW, she told me multiple times even the second before she told me she bought the game. She got 3/4 of the way through before having a crying, screaming meltdown over how bad it was.

[–] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 1 points 16 hours ago

It’s just disappointing to see how drastically the series has changed. It started as a top-down strategy RPG, and now it’s just a generic hack-n-slash game. Game publishers have shied away from games like the original Dragon Age, because they want to sell as many units as possible. And they think generic hack-n-slash games sell better. Games like Baldur’s Gate 3 have proved that there is still a large demand for more traditional RPGs, but the publishers simply don’t want to take the risk.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Did you know on the original FFX on PS2 if you play more than 9999 hours the hours played flips over to 0000 again?

PS I also checked how many hours 9999 is because I wasn't sure if I was exaggerating how much I played the game, and it's less than two full years worth of hours, and I did in fact play more than that, easily.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Did you like 100% the upgrade map?

Giving me Dick Tree vibes.

[–] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You can 100% the Sphere Grid in only a few hours, if you’re smart about it. My guess is they were going around using Clear Spheres to wipe unneeded spheres off the map and replace them. The default Sphere Grid doesn’t actually allow you to max your stats; You need to clear the existing +2 or +3 spheres, and replace them with +4 spheres instead.

Even then, maxing your stats doesn’t require 9999 hours. Unless OP was farming experience in Besaid Island (the starting area) it shouldn’t take that long to navigate the grid and farm enough replacement spheres.

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[–] fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

No shade or anything but how does that work in a single player pretty linear game, what's the draw after you finish it a few times?

[–] WagyuSneakers@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

People used to just play the endgame in single player games. I probably put more hours into Tales of Symphonia after I beat all the content than before.

[–] spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Lots and lots of Blitzball, I guess.

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] yarn@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley. I have at least 10k hours between both.

[–] Slax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

I want to play AC so badly. Every time I pick it up my brain is hit with nostalgia from when I played it as a kid on my N64 and GC but now as an adult I enjoy it more watching my kids play it and talk to me about their villagers.

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is unironically one of my favorite memes because it fits me SO WELL:
On Minecraft I have ~150 days playtime on PC, after switching to Prismlauncher (after some development drama) I have another ~22 days playtime. Along with my 1300 hours on switch it's a total of 234.5 DAYS looking at pixelated blocks in a children's game.

that's not even including my time in PE edition from when I was little or the multiple years I spent in Lunar client which doesn't track playtime. In total it's probably WELL over a whole year of JUST Minecraft.

I ALSO have 9154 hours in other steam games and 1500 MORE in animal crossing. In total this is 16,000 hours, 670 days or

1.8 YEARS

I do also have minor autism.

edit: also 2-300 hours in oldschool RuneScape lol

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 21 hours ago

I am so glad I bought that game before the steam release, which means most of my hours are untracked.

[–] Mathazzar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

The factory must expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory can expand so the factory..

[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

The factory must grow

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[–] zakurei@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve been playing the Monster Hunter series since 2004 and have logged well over 10k hours.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] dwindling7373@feddit.it 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ITT: people listing good games they played a bunch.

The answer is clearly world of warcraft.

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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Modded minecraft isnt the worst ever

I started making games to make sure its not

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[–] jagged@lemmy.world 63 points 2 days ago (11 children)

It’s not a bad game but Rimworld is destroying my life right now.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 points 19 hours ago

Is it about rimming?

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (9 children)

I have the most hours in Warframe, but Factorio is on a different level. If you're anywhere on the spectrum, it is pure crack cocaine. The only reason I haven't bought the DLC is because I know it'll consume a month of my free time.

By the way, Warframe 1999's soundtrack fucking slaps.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

How are the micro transactions on warframe? Do they shove them down your throat or do you need to pay them to play? Was considered trying it out but free to play games tend to be shitty.

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[–] jef@lemm.ee 2 points 21 hours ago

After playing with trains in factorio, then just staring at them go in pure ecstasy for 10s of minutes. I am now convinced I'm much further on the spectrum than I thought.

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[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I honestly loved Forspoken. I even bought a second physical copy in case something happens to the original.

[–] MarkoB@lemm.ee 4 points 21 hours ago

Finished playing through it just recently, seriously underrated imo.

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[–] NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Factorio. Do i need to say more?

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[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I just spent 20 hours on the demo for the new game roadcraft. I'm just pushing dirt around in a tractor like I'm playing with Tonka trucks back when I was 5. I haven't really done anything interesting, just leveled dirt. Anyway, ill probably put in another 6 hours today after work.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Dota 2. Almost 10k hours. I got matched against s4 and had to face him in the mid lane. I got wrecked and I uninstalled the game, that was a few years ago now. I figured if I just matched against one of the best players in the world then I actually completed dota and it's time to stop.

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[–] yunxiaoli@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There was a shitty f2p MMO called GunZ online once upon a time. It was so badly programmed that glitches literally became the primary gameplay loop.

I loved it. For those few that could get into it, it was a unique heaven of fps and fighting game that filled a void an over caffeinated teen with nothing but hyper focus and time didn't know they had.

Also just ridiculously horny people.

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[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm split between Factorio and Dwarf Fortress.

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Outer Worlds. Not exactly a bad game but fell just a tad short of being F:NV spiritual successor.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

You could tell what was constraining it was mostly budget. I have high hopes for the sequel.

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