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submitted 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) by Bort@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 48 minutes ago

I’m guessing that’s a Virginia Slim?

[–] Contemporarium@lemm.ee 6 points 3 hours ago

Ah HELL yeah 🚬😎 🚬👶 fuk da milk we got da smoke bitch lace up

[–] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 hours ago

Smoke em if ya got em, kiddo.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I never understand why people would think smoking looks cool

[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Smoking proves that you officially Don't Give a Shit about your long-term health, and Not Giving a Shit is the essence of being cool. I mean, I guess for a long time now "cool" has just meant "good," but the original "cool" aesthetic was all about acting like you were probably going to die young and looking sexy doing it.

Edit: And smoking definitely contributes to the sexy part. Smoldering embers. Oral fixation. Taking a long drag and letting it out slowly. Maybe it's not for you, but it sure pushes my buttons, and I know it's not just me.

[–] lowleveldata@programming.dev 5 points 2 hours ago

idk but the smell is a big turn off for being sexy

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

It doesn't, but this is meme, not real life.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 9 points 3 hours ago

Just look at that kid! That's cool as fuck!

[–] burgermeister@lemm.ee 13 points 5 hours ago

Hell yeah these kids need some style

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Can they make one with mother and son vaping?

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Only if they want to make them look lame

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 hours ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 4 hours ago

Mom, you know what be great with this cigarette? Some gummi bears.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

As a never-smoker who knows all the downsides to smoking, the one point I do concede about the habit is it DOES look very cool.

Vaping just does not compare.

[–] Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Vaping looks stupid af

[–] cm0002@lemmy.cafe 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Every once in a while I think about lighting up at my job so I could be like John from Jurassic Park now that I'm in IT

Unfortunately a) id probably get fired and b) I HATE the smell of cigarettes LMAO

[–] freamon@preferred.social 3 points 3 hours ago

I once did some office work for a tobacco company, where you were allowed to smoke at your desk. I don't smoke, but I had a few ciggies when I was there, because you realise that you've never really pointed at anything, until you've pointed at it with a cig in your hand. It's just a better way to point at stuff (I don't make the rules).