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[–] Starb3an@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

We don't need more eggs. We're producing the exact same amount as always. The regulations that stop the monopoly from raising prices are no longer enforceable as the regulatory body is gone/understaffed/is under the control of said monopoly (or their cronies)

[–] chuck@lemmy.ca 41 points 19 hours ago

Honestly leaders should bring trump eggs when they visit the white house. And always start with my mother's heard you have problems getting eggs so she insisted I bring a half dozen.😜

[–] vrojak@feddit.org 60 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Trade offer

We receive: Eggs, Greenland

You receive:

[–] professionalspooner@feddit.org 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

People from Greenland would surely accept to exchange their land with California.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

California would probably agree to being part of Denmark as well. Let's do this!

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Only if California joins the EU, too.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I genuinely wonder if California would qualify.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I doubt it but Schengen would be nice with them.

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[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 190 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can't make this shit up.

Hey Denmark we want Greenland and we will take it. - The US

Hey Denmark we also want eggs, please send some, OK? - Also the US

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 23 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Perhaps he would be willing to offer a public apology and an agreement to step down?

Nah. Still no.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 20 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Only if he wears a suit and says "thank you" to the Danish prime minister.

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 19 points 21 hours ago

A chicken suit.

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 3 points 16 hours ago

And surrenders Solvang to the Danish crown.

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 67 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

This is classic America. I don't have evidence for this but I have to assume that a large part of why America is having a egg crisis and other nations aren't is because of the absolutely horrendous and unsanitary conditions of our factory farms. Rather than look around the world and see that better living conditions contribute to a higher quality product, better lives for the animals, and lowered risk of massive disease outbreaks (which could become a human pandemic by the way); we'd rather ship in perishable goods from countries who have already figured that out. Our insane thirst for quarterly earnings reports prevents us from even considering something that would be a long term sustainable solution because it would be ever so slightly more expensive up front

[–] TheFeatureCreature@lemmy.ca 13 points 16 hours ago

America's unstoppable thirst for short-term profit is why they currently have a corporate-backed fascist in office that is threatening to invade US's (supposed) allies to pillage their resources and economies.

Whether they do or not, the US as we have known it is in its death throes. They have surrendered nearly all of their soft power and made themselves a trade pariah. Entire industries are going to crumble as megacorps swoop in like vultures to devour the carcasses as the walls of their economy close in and the whole building collapses. It is in everyone's best interest to move their interests and money as far away from the US as possible.

[–] Spookyghost@sh.itjust.works 37 points 22 hours ago

Also we havent culled nearly enough chickens to justify this magnitude of price increases and this is very clearly collusion from the ~4 major egg suppliers.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

In case you want to learn more about "big egg" Pluralistic: Eggflation is excuseflation

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 117 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Sure, have our eggs. There's a 700% export tariffs on eggs at the moment tho...

[–] vesi@lemm.ee 28 points 1 day ago

This would be gold

[–] eltrain123@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

They should take the moral high ground and refrain from adding tariffs.

On the other hand, the correct capitalist move is to raise the price when demand outstrips supply. $30 a dozen sounds fair for highly sought-after imported, organic, artisanal, delicately encapsulated Danish hen ovi (oops). /s

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 38 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Guys please don’t give them any eggs lol

[–] superkret@feddit.org 32 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

They should meet with a US delegation to negotiate, and give them one single egg.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 19 hours ago

And tell them to thank you

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 13 hours ago

Should meet with the US delegation dressed as an egg, refuse to collaborate and just devolve into chicken noises imo o7

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago

*these are trying eggs

[–] SendPrudes@lemm.ee 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

THAT ONE EGG WAS FORTY EGGS?

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago
[–] raker@lemmy.world 39 points 22 hours ago
[–] Zedstrian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like just another distraction from meaningful issues, given that actual eggs from Canada and Mexico are being turned away.

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[–] nuko147@lemm.ee 22 points 21 hours ago

Denmark should help by starting to throw eggs at the White House daily.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 27 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Denmark, please tell us "Fascist regime, go fuck yourself."

Also, why the fuck are eggs $9/dozen in some places, but I can go to Costco and get an 18 pack of free range eggs for $6?

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 26 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Because it's price gouging on top of the flu. Like price gouging and calling it inflation. Asking Denmark for eggs maintains the facade

[–] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 18 hours ago

I'm just glad that howtobasic isn't American.

[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (16 children)

So they want Greenland AND eggs?

Whats next? B&O? Volbeat? Carlsberg? (Although anyone that tried their pide known as budweiser know the won't be able to handle Carlsberg)

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[–] Saleh@feddit.org 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldnt sell my eggs for anything less than Massachusetts.

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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 16 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

how'bout no.

how'bout FUCK the united states.

HOW'BOUT THAT.

actually, trade New England to denmark's ownership in exchange for the eggs. please. fucking please. get us out of here.

[–] RedSnt@feddit.dk 11 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Besides all the other insane shit we've heard from USA in the last few months, and the Nord Stream pipelines sabotage, Danish eggs aren't exactly dirt cheap. Also, we're more known for our pork production.

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 21 hours ago

Trump better not find out that some americans are unwilling to suffer for him.

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