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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 161 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m also just here to admire the engineer who made the copy plural when multiple doors open. My fancy ass modern car doesn’t do it that.

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 103 points 1 week ago

first thing I noticed is that they bothered with the plural; it's loss, but an absolute win too

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] anindefinitearticle@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No, it's not a jar; it's a door, open or closed.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It should just say 'door(s) open' since it could be slightly or completely open when the message is displayed and ajar only means slightly open.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you don't notice your door being completely open, you shouldn't be driving. The door is going to be ajar.

[–] griff@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago

a door is not a jar, kind sir!

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[–] Troy00@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 78 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

You don't want to. It's an abstract reference to an uninteresting meme about miscarriage called 'Loss'.

People post things with the format of the position of the people in the meme in 4 frames ( I, II, II, I _), and everyone congratulates themselves and each other for getting the reference.

This one, however, doesn't work in my opinion. The door positions in frames 1, 2, and 3 are meant to indicate people standing, yet the same position of the right door in frame 4 apparently indicates a person lying down.

This, as it happens, is therefore not Loss.

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[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] takeda@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That meme is fucking dumb.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 6 days ago

i think you mean fucking brilliant

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[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

this is how you rickroll the youth

[–] gon@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

This one took me a while to figure out... Embarrassing.......

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 week ago

I think I was stunned by a car company that would bother to conditionally pluralize doors on a dot matrix LCD screen. I'm so used to the companies now, cutting every corner no matter how many times they've been cut before.

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Doors Akimbo

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
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