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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
    • §"nginx". ¶1.
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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 12 hours ago

And ngrok is en-grok, not en-jii-rok...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 110 points 1 week ago (6 children)

And JSON is pronounced “javascripton“

[–] KickMeElmo@sopuli.xyz 74 points 1 week ago

Oh my god it's Javascripton Bourne!

[–] catharso@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Occasionally i feel myself longing back for the good ol' JSOFF times.

[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

That is the lamest decepticon transformer I’ve ever heard of

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

Wtf?

It's Jason. If they wanted it pronounced that way, they should've spelled it differently...

Like GIF

Sorry, no, at least one could argue GIF. JSON is a single freakin' vowel short of a common male name.

Morons.

[–] criitz@reddthat.com 30 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Jason = jay-sun
JSON = jay-sawn

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[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

They're joking. js doesn't even officially stand for JavaScript due to Oracle's IP claim over the JavaScript name.

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[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

JavaScript is actually pronounced with a g.

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[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 87 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been pronouncing it N-gin-X, which is probably close enough once slurred together

[–] whatwhatwhatwhat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always called it “in-gen-ix”, which doesn’t even make sense now that I think about it.

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[–] perviouslyiner@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

There's a linux file called fstab which is often pronounced f-s-tab because it's a table of file systems. It was somewhat surprising to hear Dave Plummer pronounce it as "f-stab", as in stabbing someone...

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It'll forever be F-stab in my head

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[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Whereas fsck, short for "file system check", should be pronounced "fisk" when someone in a suit is around, otherwise it's "fuck".

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

f-s-tab is feeble. Unsatisfactory. Bureaucratic.

f-stab is jocose. Nonchalant. Sharp.

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago

I've always pronounced it "not-Apache"

[–] vanta@lemm.ee 38 points 1 week ago (5 children)

like how curl in my head is "curl" and not "c-url"

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 week ago

It is pronounced like "curl" though!

We pronounce curl with an initial k sound. It rhymes with words like girl and earl. This is a short WAV file to help you:

https://media.merriam-webster.com/soundc11/c/curl0001.wav

https://curl.se/docs/faq.html#What_is_cURL

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

…it's not "curl"?

EDIT (2025-02-27T04:15Z):

cURL (pronounced like "curl", /kɜːrl/) […] [1]

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  1. Title (article): "cURL". Publisher: Wikipedia. Published: 2025-02-20T12:12Z. Accessed: 2025-02-27T04:17Z. URI: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CURL.
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[–] ad_on_is@lemm.ee 36 points 1 week ago (7 children)
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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

When I first heard someone say SCSI out loud describing the drives in a server, I responded with, "No, they're actually high-end drives."

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I always think of this guy.

1000001218

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wow, I never knew people thought it was pronounced differently. Never even considered it looked like jinx.

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago (6 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

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[–] DavidGA@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (16 children)

And postgresql is pronounced post-gres-Q-L, even though it probably should be post-gre-SQL

[–] camh@programming.dev 22 points 1 week ago

I just pronounce it postgres. That's the original name of the database. It originally had its own query language (quel), and SQL was later retrofitted onto it and called PostgreSQL. But the original quel language is long gone that we may as well go back to calling it just Postgres.

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[–] i_am_not_a_robot@feddit.uk 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I went for n-ginx too. I've known for a while that it's actually n-gin-x but have to think carefully to not revert back.

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[–] Kelly@programming.dev 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My workplace calls it "n-jinx", we know its nonstandard but its still what is understood by the team.

[–] zod000@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

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[–] Admetus@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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[–] psud@aussie.zone 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Idiot. Using English letters to try to represent sounds they don't normally make. It didn't work for gif (pronounced commonly as gif instead of jif), why would they think it would work for them?

[–] eighty@aussie.zone 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

first rule of english pronunciation: there are no rules. All that matters is if people understand what you mean when you say it.

I gave up on this discussion when you have to consider gin, generate, giraffe, gene, gym, etc

Also I pronounce it with the soft sound because that's what it sounds like in the bloody alphabet.

[–] psud@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

See also ghoti (fish). English orthography only works by agreement, not rules

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

"nnnnn-ghinks"

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

One time I was getting estimates for server software for an embedded device I had made. In a teleconference, I told one company that our prototype server ran on nginx. They emailed us an estimate saying we had to switch our embedded system to Windows 10 IoT Enterprise, and put the server on Microsoft's cloud, because "Engine X is not an enterprise web server."

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You have to say it in a commanding Japanese accent... Engine X

It sounds way cooler that way

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove

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[–] EmilyIsTrans@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I will be dead and buried in the ground before I call nginx "engine x"

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