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[–] NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Guys, we can't be wearing red, it's too easy to spot.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Not if the entire battlefield is red

[–] BraveLittleToaster@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nobody but Quebec and sometimes Alberta threatens the sovereignty of Canada, buddy!

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It is illegal to threaten US president for the USians

But wtf are feds gonna do when Canadians start spamming that shit.

Floood their signals intelligence monkeys, the good Candian folks, make them earn their salaries.

Or do the USian spooks think that Canada spooks gonna be helping them here still?

🤡🤡🤡

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

No one has threatened anyone. This post is fine both in the US and Canada. Your comments have been removed for rules 5 and 6. Let's focus on the shitposting.

Also I may be misunderstanding but I'm pretty sure Pat means "destroy" in the biblical sense. Like, "Mmm I'm bout to destroy that Trussy". Look at him shaking his ass so seductively. All he wants is to be pegged by a dominant Canadian woman. Can't we all relate?

[–] PatimationStudios@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My orange juice brings all the mounties to the yard

(We love your drawings so much Pat! Thank you for submitting them here ♥️)

I regret everything and I want to kill myself

(Thank you so much, I’m glad you like them!)

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is the content that brought me to Lemmy.

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Was confused at seeing a mod with brains and integrity then realised I've got Boost (Lemmy) open, not Reddit xD

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

nuke is a ducking pro

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org -1 points 2 weeks ago

I guess plebs can't be doing flooding the zome the regime is doing hehe

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A female RCMP officer is way too woke.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

she's gonna have a lot of PTSD to take out on the enemy

She can take it out on me, I think I'm ready.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It took minutes for me to figure out that the non-RCMP claydy was Greenland.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Everybody gangsta until the Greenlandic Shamans charge forward on 10 foot tall polar bear mounts armored with enchanted walrus bone.