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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 4 points 19 hours ago

I forgot remotes come with a plastic cover and don't just have two batteries held in by duct tape.

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

And then I press the mute button on the side on accident and everyone really gets mad at me

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

My son did this to a TV remote to the point the back wouldn't stay on. After a year or so I bought another one. Every now and then he will do this but I think he learned his lesson.

[–] maxpoor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago
[–] Damage@feddit.it 50 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My partner wore out the clips on the cover by doing that all the time

[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Then the cover slides off all the time. Then you end up having to tape it shut and get a messy sticky remote with tape residue. Or the cover falls off and gets lost

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[–] tacofox@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

I had to put one of those rubber condoms over my remote because I did that, and because I didn’t stop after it broke.

[–] onebonestone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All remotes get taped shut eventually because of broken clips. No more fidgeting.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I just have the batteries taped in because I lost the cover :(

[–] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Got my remote taped because every time it falls the cover flies off with the batteries.

[–] VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Many years ago, I did that. On the TV remote, the blu ray player remote, the sound system remote, the bedroom TV remote, the guest room TV remotes.

Looking back, I get why my parents where annoyed. Maybe they should have brought me to someone that could've diagnosed my add.

Now, I live in a household devoid of remotes.

Fidget spinners before fidget spinners were invented

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

so fidget spinner should have been fidget slider clicker

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago

I feel so seen

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

Yeh those sliding type battery covers, I find those pretty irresistible myself. Knew it was a bad idea and likely breaking the remote before its time when I had those but sometimes it was almost unconscious and I'd just find myself removing the cover and sliding it back on without even realising. The ADHD is strong I guess. I haven't had a TV whose remote had that style of battery cover for a long time luckily. The current one just isn't even remotely :) satisfying to remove the cover and put it back on again so it's safe from me.

[–] needanke@feddit.org 9 points 2 days ago

That's how I broke my remotes battery cover :)

[–] TheCannonball@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I feel called out

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

is that something people do?

[–] natecox@programming.dev 37 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So long as there are absolutely no follow up questions: yes, it is.

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 7 points 2 days ago

How dare you.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I'm glad I found your comment! This thread had me questioning my sanity - I have never, in my 50+ years on this Earth, encountered this phenomenon!

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yep... because unmedicated ADD.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You don’t need ADD to like the clickety sound and feeling.

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

But it helps!

[–] dh3lix@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

... but...but... it feeeela so good to do it.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have so many fidgets and always go back to pens and household items

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

I like poker chips, I learned the trick where you pull one out from a stack, spin it, and put it back in. I forget I'm doing it, I'll just reach in my pocket and will start doing the trick over and over

And instead of getting annoyed, people started giving me random poker chips one or two at a time. Which I find weird, because it's not a particularly quiet figet. But now I just have sets of three mismatched poker chips everywhere

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

My latest TV has usb-c and solar to recharge the batteries.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 days ago

I like to pretend my remote is a spaceship. The battery cover is the gangplank thingy; obviously I have to open it when the remote lands.

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Joke's on you! My remote has a pin that needs to be pushed in like the SIM tray on cellphones, there's no opening it without something to push that in every time!

[–] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You can, as long as I don't have to hear it.