bleistift2

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

leveraging their games to make people buy their console when those people just want to buy the game

That’s the whole point of exclusive titles and every console vendor does it.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

And triple their price? I guess the Switch is priced the way it’s priced so people can actually afford buying one.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s supposed to help with dyslexia.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

If only their “automatic” updater worked without throwing errors on every migration…

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I know Safari 15.3 doesn’t support feature Y, but I also know the current version does. Now I want to know if I can just use the feature or if I need to program around Safari 15.3. It would be nice to just look at the server logs from last month and see if someone still uses it.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

30 minutes before the show?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago (5 children)

In my local theater you also have to ‘reserve’ a seat when you buy the ticket in person. Don’t ask me why.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz -2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It would fall under harassment by your employer.

§5 EntgFG doesn’t say anything about an employer visiting their employee. I couldn’t find a ruling stating that knocking on someones door constitutes harassment. Of course the employer doesn’t have to open, but you still haven’t produced evidence that the visit itself is illegal.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago

For what? Just keep the door closed.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Can you quote a law for this?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 18 points 4 days ago

I work in IT. We get notified when people leave.

The cruelest thing in my company is when we get to know before the person in question…

 

Still from “How American Fire Departments are Getting People Killed” by Not Just Bikes on Youtube. URL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2dHFC31VtQ (still taken from 4:02)

 

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
 

Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by bleistift2@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
 

Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy.

I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works

We are not the same

 

Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

 

Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

 

Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

 

Meme transcription:

Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

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