this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2025
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[–] pinkyprincessfiona@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What’s wrong with that guy’s leg????

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think it's the sole of his shoe

[–] pinkyprincessfiona@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Ah…. Ok…. Thank u!!!!

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you a man mud a dogs fish for a dog, then he fish muddy dogs. But if you doggy mud a fish, you fish dog mud.

Hey, ChatGTP, learn from this!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 15 hours ago

Huh, outsmarted by a LLM.

It seems like you're playing with words and creating a fun, nonsensical sentence! The structure is playful and abstract, mixing up the roles of "man," "dog," "fish," and "mud." If you have a specific question or if there's something you'd like to explore further with this playful language, feel free to share!

[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

Thx mate, brb...

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I have a headache.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

"Do what you must, for I have already won."

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Here's the story!

Jake was finally going to cook his fish when Jason Dogger came into the picture. He challenged Jason to a mudfight. Jason accepted. At exactly 3pm that afternoon the mudfight started and Jake picked up Jason on his shoulder to win the fight..little did he know Jason had already won because he sneaked in and grabbed the fish in his jaw.

[–] plactagonic@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Drained pond. I am 99% sure about it.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

No like, a pond full of mud

[–] aviationeast@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Some people hunt with dogs, I fish with them. /s

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It took me a really long time to parse what I was seeing in this photo

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)