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[–] Nerrad@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Confirmed by Snopes.

[–] Huckledebuck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago

Do we even know he was in LA? Come on, guys. Someone should look a little deeper before spreading this kind of stuff.

um../s

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Eiri@lemmy.ca 30 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

The location of this comma, really annoys me.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 2 points 7 hours ago

Rightly so. A comma should have no involvement with that sequence of words.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

The location of that command, also, really annoys me

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

We already have the oxford coma, we need a name for this type of coma usage as well. Using another well-known university like Yale or Princeton might be a bit of a waste tho, I feel like the honor should go to a less gilded educational establishment. I propose we call it the Dnipro State Technical University of Railway Construction Coma.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 100 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Can we please keep to shitposting in here and stop posting actual news articles.

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I some how managed to read your comment backwards and got very confused

[–] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 2 points 10 hours ago

Oh wow I also somehow read it backwards! I even took me reading the comment two more times after reading yours to realize it

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

.selcitra swen lautca gnitsop pots dna ereh ni gnitsoptihs ot peek esaelp ew naC

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 17 hours ago

.ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 132 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't need a fact checking team to know that this is totally true

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago

Community note: this is absolutely factual.

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

I'm making a community note on this right now.

True.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 9 points 1 day ago

Community note: the post in OP is completely true, but the image is not related to the pump incident.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 54 points 1 day ago

Community note: This is 100% factual

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago

Articles news actual posting stop and here in shitposting to keep please we can.

Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 54 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The disrespect to Data. I expect better of lemmings.

[–] finley@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

I’m not particularly happy about it either, but it fit the comment above as a good response.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

TIL Data's last name is Accumulator!

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you, I feel the same.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It still uses a pump

Being flaccid is part of the androids functionality too, otherwise it would appear aroused all the time and nobody would trust it. Dr Noonien Soong had to add modesty filters, surely he had to add a flaccid protocol too.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

flac://android.cid/

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 16 hours ago

This guy's poor wife... We all know why he's been doing all of this. I wonder if he lets her have relations with other dudes? I hope so...

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta ask yourself what such a huge pussy would need a penis pump

[–] getaway@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 20 hours ago

For the rat penis transplant, of course.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard it's not even a swedish-made electric penis pump, but a Chinese knockoff brand electric penis pump from Temu.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It sparks whenever you hit the button.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a feature. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel plays in background

shock the monkey

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Is it just me, or is he turning into the whitest Edgar ever, cuz?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He looks like if marshal mathers was part of NSYNC

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

He looks like a shitty fucking Roman Emperor. Which is by design, minus the shitty fucking part.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Too much was being asked of it

[–] Gorram_Reavers@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No might about it.

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Can confirm.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 0 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Do you all expect Lemmy admins to fact check as well?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

No because there isn't a fake news epidemic on Lemmy and the mods do a good job.

[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

https://lemmy.world/post/24085242

The reality is most mods do not. Lemmy world admin do a better job than most but folks make shit up here all the time. I have been banned for posting links from the economist that disagree with the general Lemmy world population.

As far as it not being an epidemic? So because few use this place it gets a free pass? What is your threshold for starting to give a crap about misinformation?