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[–] froh42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

*Muskistan

ftfy

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Can the blue states merge with Canada?

[–] itsonlygeorge@reddthat.com 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, it’s not so far from the truth. Based on many metrics, it is a Third World country

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 5 hours ago

can't be, the only metric that defined a third-world country was that it was not allied with the us or the ussr

[–] m4m4m4m4@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

I am from a third world country and find this offensive.

[–] moonburster@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

I wouldn't like being compared to that shit hole either

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The country built on native American burial grounds and founded by slave owning 1%ers who didn't want to pay taxes is a bad place? No wayyyyyyyyyy.

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice "que LA chingada", "que cabrones", " guey", "pendejo", " a LA verga", "pinche" y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo..."no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano....osea no? Asi...okay Ora tu. Andale.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Me chupa tres huevos. Ubicate boludo

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 28 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

When some random #MAGAidiot complains that one of Trump's new policies is hurting them, instead of blaming Trump, just remind the idiot "Isn't that what you voted for?"

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago

"I hope you get what you voted for" is one of my favorite phrases to come from this shit show.

[–] Ofiuco@lemmy.cafe 9 points 19 hours ago

Here in México we go by «Disfruten lo votado» which could be translated to Enjoy what was voted for or Enjoy what you voted for, depending on the context.

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Trouble is, they would love that.

Gulf of Magastan.

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

*Golf of Magastan

They did away with the Dept of Education

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 13 hours ago

Trump naming it after the "Great American sport of golfing."

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Imagine a century from now as your great-grandchildren are trying to explain the etymology of "The United Canadio-Pacific People's Magastani Republic" to a refugee from the sunken islands of "X, The Everything Florida".

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

But progressively more over the last decade...

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 15 hours ago

Regrettably so.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

California recently voted to keep slavery legal.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago

For prisoners, yes. If that's all it takes to be Magastan, then the US has always been Magastan.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 20 hours ago

Between Ivankada and Erico.

[–] AtomicHotSauce@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How the absolute fuck are we here again? Oh yeah, too many stupid fuckers with the ability to vote...and rich assholes bankrolling all of it.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It's the rich assholes, mostly. Money talks, especially in an openly corrupt country like the current United States.

I fucking hate America, but this Magastan, tell me more!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

Trump: “this is my daughter…”

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago

Republicanistan, run by the talibangelicals and y’all qaeda. Magastan works, too.