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[–] kbal@fedia.io 6 points 2 days ago

In other news, the moon will be called Lunar America and the Pacific Ocean is now known as the Sea of Freedom.

[–] Marin_Rider@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

so glad the new government is focussing on this woke nonsense and not things that matter to ordinary people

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Ah, focusing on the importance issues concerning Americans, truly making us great again!

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago

Says the president-incumbant of the Associated Regions of Second Europe.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We got the first trolling president.

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[–] uebquauntbez@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Muskland sewers

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