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[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This sign is giving me ideas

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[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (3 children)

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shouldn't have given it a fun portmanteau name, then.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago

Truly it should be potlifting though.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So you're saying I should just take the whole plant.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

… picking up

No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh yeah? Well now I'm just going to proplift even harder!

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[–] madjo@feddit.nl 17 points 2 days ago

Theft of garbage. Sure, store owner, whatever.

[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

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[–] linkshulkdoingit69@lemmy.nz 19 points 2 days ago

Things should not be alive if humans can't confine or use them for our capitalist purposes!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Life inherently steals. We steal each others carbon when we die.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hand over your carbon, and no one gets hurt!

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