this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2025
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

There are CEOs you can shoot and you'll make a lot more friends much faster

[–] eldavi@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago

just call your insurance and keep saying deny, defend, depose very angrily. lol

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Run for president first.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Plan? No, this is just a concept ~of~ ~a~ ~plan~

[–] logging_strict@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends if the felonies make them appear weak.

In that case, the FIBs will rush right over with the manifesto. Must be a breeze now with AI.

That as well as cop dramas where they go out and solve crimes while only murdering the bad guys according to them.

But the bad guy definition is grey. The cuckoided boyfriend of the train wreck female cop under the other train wreck female cop who somehow is supposed to be in charge.

The crime the suspects committed is not getting full time contracts

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

cuckoided

Wtf

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Keep pushingg back the date over and over for asinine reasons so they have to hang out with you but the payoff never happens.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 3 points 1 month ago

Excuse me, good madam, sir, but you are clearly posting in the wrong community! Actual asklemmmy is over there.