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Y'all penguins pretend to be survival experts but a single breeding pair of polar bears would end your entire species.

There are places with so many trees they have a whole career called lumberjack that spend decades felling and moving the tree bodies they call 'timber'

You won't need a coat for much longer

Unlike all of you McMurdo residents, some of us have never watched John Carpenter’s The Thing.

Context: https://gizmodo.com/these-south-pole-scientists-who-watch-the-thing-every-y-1823387869

by the time you come up with responses to all these comments you'll probably have to wait for the satellite to come back in range so you can post them

the supplies ship won't make it this season

They're going to fall off the edge if they go too far

It ain't got to be that cold, bro.

There is more to life then using up the condom rations that are delivered to the base every month.

Real continents have southern borders.

Saying you live in a "remote part of the world" is just a fancy way of saying you live in the middle of fucking nowhere

All those condoms won't fix the crumbling marriage you left behind. Also, the softserve machine is broken.

The ending of that mystery novel they're reading.

Snow is fuckin bullshit

You're still in Australia

santa is on the NORTH pole, get USED to it.

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