Asklemmy

Clever but slightly below average attractiveness? Yes, I'll take that. It would be a double upgrade for me.

Attractive, it's wild how people are more likely to help you in either small or greater acts or be willing to overlook some of your flaws.

I chose Chameleon from the Xanth universe.

I think I'd rather be smart. I'm honestly often so impressed with beautiful people, because that shit takes work.

I can roll out of bed, pull my three week old sauce stained shirt over my gut, and go do smart shit with a terrible haircut and no one gives a fuck.

Beautiful people will have chosen matching outfits worth thousands, spent an hour on hair and makeup, all after a morning gym session, and they'll keep that hair perfect all day, getting their spa session in and finding time to do their nails.

How do they even have time to cook a healthy well balanced meal?

Honestly, according to IQ tests, I'm already in the 95th+ percentile for intelligence. I'm also on the autism spectrum, and just got diagnosed with severe ADHD late last year. I've accomplished fuck-all by being smart, and it's mostly made me depressed. I'd pick being slightly dumb, but hot.

How about slightly below both but with some solid executive functioning and 0 mood disorders? I'll take that.

Beautiful.

I've tried the other way already. Not so good.

So... the genie offers to make me look better by increasing my looks to only slightly below average? Noice!

I'm already smart and beautiful.

Isn't there a genie out there that cures anxiety?

My intelligence makes me depressed, so beautiful.

If we're talking 90+ percentile then no question I'd go with smarts and use it to have a big impact on some field of science. Otherwise I'd probably still pick smarts but it's more of a tossup.

Why so many people think being smart means getting phd's and good job/money?

Good job, phd's require discipline not smartness and often being attractive gets you better confidence/charisma, thats far far more important for getting good money or recognition than smartness

Would I be pretty and daft enough to not overthink and complicate everything and to finally be happy?

Ok then. Let me be a himbo. The ladies may take advantage.

I am lucky enough to already be both, so I don't have to choose, thank you very much.

I pick the grilled cheese sandwich.

I am the most intelligent person I know. So naturally I would choose intelligence, because christ do I need perspective if that's what I actually believe

It's lonely being intelligent. Maybe I'm just in the wrong social circles.

I like to read books at my construction job when we're not busy. Yet none of my coworkers have read a book since early middle school, and they only skimmed it to half-ass a book report. I can't talk to them about anything except work.

I've never been beautiful my whole life. I'd give myself a 4 out of 10, a little less than average. I never really cared about my looks, I haven't worn makeup in ages.

I'd be interested in giving beauty a trial run, see if it suits me better than intelligence.

Beautiful. I've tried smart, it sucks.

The latter. I guess that's kinda what I have already and I have no complaints. I'm aro/ace anyway so I don't really need the stunning looks for dating purposes. My relatively decent ability to learn new things never ceases to entertain me

‘I can fake being smart’: Trump lawyer Alina Habba says she’d rather be pretty

Smart, being beautiful would just get attention from boring people

Ignorance is bliss, so I'll take beauty. I just want to be happy.

Being smart has only gotten me anxiety. I'll go with attractiveness.

Smart... Looks good away but intelligence is forever.

Can I so intelligent as to quickly figure out how to CRISPR-Cas9 my looks or does tge wish prevent me from changing my appearance?

Appreciate the offer but no thanks.

I think being intelligent gets you better jobs and more money sooo 🤷

I want the intelligence, but could I settle for my current level of attractiveness?

Smart because if I ever started getting into making videos for my fictional P²EMG company, would needs the smarts to make a v-Tuber model of my fursona work, alongside some other tools I won't disclose.

What is the definition of 'beautiful', here? Do I get to decide, or is it up to the genie's interpretation?

I have always taken the metaphorical red pill when given a chance. I would rather live in pain and suffering knowing the truth, than living in ignorance and happiness.

And I don’t mind being ugly. I’m a misanthrope anyhow. Being ugly just means you are more likely to be left alone.

Am already both so...

Intelligence, easier to figure out how to improve my attractiveness and deal with complex problems in general than trying to get smarter.

I mean slightly below average is not bad attractiveness wise. Less hassel to some degree, especially if your a woman. below average intelligence though can really hamstring you. Intelligence all the way. Doesn't say gorgeous though or genius. sounds to me like I would basically be asking for the genie to do nothing based on my academic achievements and dating lack of achievements.