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How many do you think they could take on in a single wave?

The rules being either one has to die and the kid has agroed the chimpanzees. The child is in their house and has the same resources and prep time.


Bonus: here is the Wikipedia page about the Gombe Chimpanzee War.

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[โ€“] chetradley@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Probably Kevin McCallister, since he's the only kid that showed any aptitude for fending off intruders in those movies. Close second would be Buzz's girlfriend though.

[โ€“] xfc@lemdro.id 10 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 days ago

The kid had friggin gun. Airsoft, but still, he proved to be a great shot and its not hard for him to get his hands on a real gun

[โ€“] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Based on the way chimpanzees fight, and given their overwhelming strength advantage, any of the McCallister kids would simply be mauled to death.

[โ€“] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Definitely Kieran Culkin.