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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago

More pixels

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 34 points 4 days ago

How long would he have to be in possession of the money before he got stuck in a recursive loop of having to steal from himself?

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Riding through the land Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore Without a merry band He steals from the poor and gives to the rich Stupid bitch.

Dennis Moore: "What did you sing?"

Singers: "We sang... he steals from the poor and gives to the rich."

Dennis Moore: "Wait a tic ... blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought."

Im getting old. It was funny way back when but now im just like. You know he distributed the money among the poor. Well I mean that is how the story goes being he is about as real as king arthur.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago

Whatever joke is too mundane for XKCD, you can be sure that Monty Python has already made.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Have fun stormin' da kessel!

[–] obscur_e@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

just make teeth out of it then problem solved

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

The idea of a Reverse Lottery is one in which a handful of very expensive tickets are "sold" and the "winner" is selected to distribute their entry fee to the public at large.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I mean a sack full of gold coins is a ludicrous thing to be carrying around for all but maybe the king in that time. Like that was probably that nobles entire net worth except for his land and clothes. A sack full of gold coins. That's a fuckload of gold.

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world -4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

This is such a lame and reused idea

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You're right, it does feel good to downvote something.