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"Sorry. I have to return some video tapes" gets said constantly by American Psycho fans.
Damn, there's a paper jam in the fax machine again
Sadly, fax machines are very much still in use ....
There's a disturbing number of places that still use fax machines. They won't let you scan things and send it via e-mail, it has to be faxed. I deal with it a lot filling out my medical paperwork.
Can you give me directions to your house?
"Disco will never die."
And it never did. *sips beer*
"Can I borrow that VHS?"
20 years ago it would have been DVDs. But even before that, we didn't call them "VHS"es. We called them tapes, or video tapes if we wanted to distinguish from audio tapes.
"Don't call my home phone, I'll be out seeing the new Matrix so you can just page me instead."
Did you see Mozart's new concerto?
Is that available for OS/2 Warp?
"You think Monica Lewinsky sucks or blows?"
"I'll ask Jeeves."
"Phil Hartman guest stars in..."
"What format is that floppy?"
"I bought a Beanie Baby price book."