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[–] siv9939@lemmy.zip 82 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're treating him like he tried to blow up Gotham City when all he did was kill Lex Luthor.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nah, more like one of Luthor's underlings. Andrew Witty would be more equivalent to Lex Luthor.

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[–] bilouba@jlai.lu 79 points 6 days ago (2 children)

So, given that 4 students is equal to 1 cop and that 1 CEO is more or less equal to 30 cop, We can say that a student is equal to 0.25 cop So a CEO is equal to 120 students live. As they have been around 70 victim to school shooting by year and around 300 school shooting for the last 3 years in the USA, we can deduct that the death of a CEO is around 2 year of school shooting combined (not taking into account the wounded) so around 600 school shooting.

Is my math correct?

[–] modus@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What color are the students?

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[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This sounds like a cursed math question on a standardized test.

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[–] SacralPlexus@lemmy.world 76 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It’s always worth the budget for this shot.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

lol, there are actually fewer escorting Superman in a scene meant to be over the top.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My favorite part is when he stands up to talk to the mirrored glass the handcuffs just pop apart like they weren't even there in the first place. Four military soldiers in this picture for a man who could literally turn them into pink mist

VS the entourage NYPD gave Luigi. An unarmed man with a back injury. They really are scared.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 days ago

They're weak. They don't like us realizing A, they can easily die no matter how much money they have even security can't always save you and B, the only thing that keeps us from killing them is this veil of society, a sense of doing wrong/getting in trouble with the law.

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[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago

The shareholders demand blood and a show.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 6 days ago (4 children)

it's class warfare, that's what it is.

[–] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They kept us busy fighting culture wars post Occupy protests.

And we larped it too.

God willing the pedons got a clue what we are dealing with there.

Insurance is just the tip of the iceberg. All corpos behave like this.

They fuck us on labour side and then turn around and do the same on consumer end too.

Parasites got a good grift and most people can't even ID the enemy.

Warren buffet worship is prime example...

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[–] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

There really is no other interpretation. Who can look at this and possibly suggest that they are on our side?

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[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Are there any photos online, where cops don't look like absolute bitchmade pussies? JFC

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

They wouldn't be cops if they weren't absolute bitchmade pussies.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (3 children)

There were a few pictures during the BLM protests were the cops were friendly with the protesters. Reportedly, the cops beat the protesters right after the press left.

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 6 days ago (4 children)

He's high profile and people might want to break him out. That's probably the reason.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 66 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Bullshit take a good look at that photo. Fucking mayor is standing right behind him. If there was any chance of violence or a breakout the fucking mayor wouldn't be there. This was a publicity stunt.

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[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Meh, bullshit. Was there a credible threat of that happening?

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It would make more sense that they just killed another CEO on the other side of town when they stationed all these guards to move a CEO killer. Why would you break him out. There are 300 million other CEO killers out there getting trained by governmental failure every day.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Does Luigi want to escape? Who knows. Do people want to break him out? Probably :D

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 45 points 6 days ago

They're afraid he might 3D print an escape copter and break free...

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

They want to look super scared and weak. Its how I see them when it takes that many fedbois for one dude.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Come on, don't pretend y'all didn't love that photo.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is "YES".

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[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

On a possibly unrelated note. If you were with the NYPD, would you pull strings to be part of that escort? Just a shower thought.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago

Oh yeah. Like I said in another post, they probably billed six hours of overtime for the ten minute walk. Cops love money just like most of us and they have all kinds of ways to make overtime and danger bonus pay and shit like that without actually working.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

~~that's a trick question: pigs don't shower~~

i apologize. i'm going to stop calling police pigs. i have been working on it for a year and failing but i am going to xmas gift myself the right to stop calling them pigs.

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 24 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Well, I mean, it's Emmanuel Goldstein here.

You know, the arch nemesis of the Party, the guy in every Two Minutes of Hate?

Obviously his capture warrants a significant security presence, who knows what he's capable of.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

of course it was.

What else would they use it on? Helping low income and disadvantaged people? Pfffff.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 20 points 6 days ago

Maybe it is a distraction from strike breaking?

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 13 points 6 days ago

"The function of that police action, those interventions in Central America and the Middle East, is system sustaining. It is to maintain that overall system. You don't look at the particular cost. I can demonstrate to you that in every single bank robbery, the cost of the police was more than the actual money that the robbers took from the bank. Does that mean there's no economic interest involved? They're not protecting the banks? No! Of course it's economic; of course they're defending the banks. If they didn't stop that bank robbery, regardless of the cost, it could jeopardize the entire banking system. There are people who believe that the function of the police is to fight crime. That's not true; the function of the police is social control and protection of property."

Michael Parenti

[–] grue@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

WTF, don't they have a picket line to break or something?

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

We always see what we want to see.

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[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

It's all about attention. They wanted their photos taken. Luigi made history, while children getting massacred is just another day in the USA.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 6 days ago

The Mayor of NYC had nothing better to do, too.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

Get your filthy hands off our hero you swine.

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