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Ah, just what I needed.

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[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago

Finally a killer app for Mac

[–] mogranja@lemmy.world 71 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Love the errata:

I found out about the data stream from https://iss-mimic.github.io/Mimic/, which has considerably more and more interesting stats than just how full the piss tank is.

I will not be adding any of them

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was particularly fond of the naming:

I liked

actor PissActor { 
[–] 9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really is isn't it? A friend made this and forced me to be an alpha tester, and I just had to share.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Your friend is wonderful, I'm so glad you shared

Edit: to be clear this is not sarcasm at all

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

I let them know! They're pretty tickled that it's clearly given people a chuckle.

It's a ridiculous app which makes it so funny, but it's also kinda cool that it's possible to bang out an app that actually streams the real time status of a fucking space station's toilets in an afternoon. I mean what the hell

[–] geese@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

Truly a utility that we have all been waiting for without even knowing it.

[–] Vordimous@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

My non technical but space fan wife loves this and we are both going to install it because, why not!

[–] appel@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

Instant star from me. Looking forward to the Gnome port.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm a bit stupid, but where the fuck is the code in that repo? All files seem to be just some sort of structured meta data and stuff.

[–] Kuma@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Welcome to the worlds of apps, where most files and folders are autogenerated so you need to use an ide made for it (in this case swift) to make sense of it. I work with apps so little now days that I forget the structure and get just as confused as I was the first time I saw it haha

[–] barf@vegantheoryclub.org 4 points 1 week ago

Hey that was my FOIA request