this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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[–] Ghyste@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago

The window is probably level.

The building is probably not.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just a little caulking and you should be set.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Until the ground subsides completely and your house falls over, that is

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

And me fearing to replace my windows because it will be a shody job at best.

I would have to try on purpose to do a bad job to get something half this bad.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Trust me, I'm an engineer

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it? You didn't use any.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

That was fucking solid

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Since this is lemmyshitpost I’ll just add some shit that rhymes to this post:

I drenched my iPhone in semen

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Pic? Seeing is believing

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

LOL. Always good to see that others are as sick as me

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's like the guy kept trying to do it right but just couldn't get it right so he said fuck it and just put in the window and used whatever was a round to plug the gaps

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

I want to tell myself that this is a work in progress, but I suspect it’s the completed job.