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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 144 points 1 year ago (62 children)

They won't be happy until we are all gay.

Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It's all projection.

[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I want everyone to be gay.

[–] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Excellent. The plan is working.

[–] Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The Gay Agenda strikes again!

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[–] Enasni@lemmy.world 117 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Wait, the last one was 1 star?

That’s the one that sold me on it.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right? “May cause bisexual yearning” is supposed to be a warning?

[–] spark947@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Brother, I got news for you. If you are feeling bi-sexual yearning, it's not because you watched a movie.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh don’t worry, I’m not confused: I’m reveling.

[–] spark947@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

And we love that for you.

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.

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[–] gon@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 96 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, "HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!" I almost died laughing.

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[–] alokir@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)

That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

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[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 19 points 1 year ago

Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Margo Robbie is on screen but I can't stop staring at Ryan Gosling's toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it's the movie's fault.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Stupid sexy Gosling.

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[–] substill@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.

[–] BadRS@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Ryan gosling won’t settle until we are all lost in his kind eyes

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[–] miles@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That fourth quote is legit quality.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

"Confusingly attractive" tells you this person is avoiding some introspection.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No im very bisexual and would describe everyone in that film as confusingly attractive, I get its the point, but they all look very fake and plastic to the point its just on the edge of the uncanny valley.

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[–] Macallan@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago (2 children)

".. confusingly attractive people..."

Sounds like someone's coming out of the closet in the near future.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

The movie caused him to experience feelings he doesn't quite understand.

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[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means

this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (6 children)

""""""""""""""""""""Confusingly""""""""""""""""""""""".

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[–] ObamaBinLaden@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I found this while looking at reviews

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[–] PissinSelfNdriveway@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should make this a game by making one panel a Alex Jones quote and see who can guess it.

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[–] jannis@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now I kinda want to see this movie. Stupid feminist agenda

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[–] WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago

Well shit, worked on me. Now I want to see this murderous feminist pink acid trip

[–] Fazoo@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That last one just sounds like a compliment. An acid trip and I get to hang out with absurdly attractive people? Sounds fun.

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[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Ugh. It's set in the 80s!"

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[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 17 points 1 year ago

bro I had some long-ass comment, but I looked up and remembered this is shitpost town I gotta get out more

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