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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is what happens when the brain worms win

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Do they think people 200 years ago didn’t get sick or have any pain?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not until they invented computer.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 week ago

The difference engine was the source of all our ills!

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Those memories were invented by computer

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

No, they just died

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 49 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's all caused by computers.

But please share this via the Internet.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 18 points 1 week ago

But please share this ~~via~~ in the Internet.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago

This is very TempleOS coded

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I don't get my daily dose of cat and dog I die

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tbf, cat addiction is caused by a parasite

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

No, by a computer. It’s written on the van can’t you read or are you also infected by a computer?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

A parasite made in a computer

[–] boatswain@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] superkret@feddit.org 31 points 1 week ago

My benereal disease computer runs on Arch, by the way.

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Say no to terrorists. 21

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You have a chip. Bongnabots, seriously look it up.

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[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder if this was from Milwaukee. There used to be a crazy guy in Milwaukee that drove around with a car like this, with writing all over it, and the handwriting was just like this. It also had a busted loudspeaker on the top, playing a fried voice that you couldn't understand.

Most of the stuff seemed to be about abortion conspiracy theories.

[–] Podunk@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

All the crazys that write conspiracy theories on their cars have this exact same script style. At least in my experience. It makes me wonder if the writing style is one of the symptoms. Because it is uncannily similar every time ive seen it.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 22 points 1 week ago

Makes some sense, I feel like I almost grew a brain tumor from seeing this picture

[–] halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like this person shouldn't be allowed to drive..

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

The days when people with these kinds of views weren't planned to be put in charge of the healthcare of the most powerful country of the world...

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago

Caries are tooth cavities.

[–] eldain@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

Who caries...

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CAT AND DOG YOU HAVE A NANO CHIP ON YOUR BODY

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[–] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Too bad this individual doesn't own a computer, they could verify that this is incorrect medical information.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Pffft sounds like something a computer owner would say

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Anyone remember the time-cube guy? He had a crazy website where he ranted about how 24hr days are a conspiracy. THE DAY IS A TIMECUBE! This image reminds me of him.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One version of the website from Wayback Machine. He updated his rambling quite a bit. Content warning for all the things.

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[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

Reject EVIL ONENESS

You know, one possible explanation is that the dude was painfully unaware of time zones and the time cube was just his way of justifying how different places can all have sunlight at the same hour... And the fact nobody questioned how the sun can be up at 1pm in the US while also being up at 1pm in like Australia made him think it was a huge conspiracy

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That's only for Windows users

[–] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 12 points 1 week ago

i got benereal beanis

I like how he had extra room at the bottom but he decided to add the panels up top instead

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Everyone knows that disease didn't exist before computer. The Black Death was made up and two thirds of Europe died just for the fun of it!

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

$10 says that small truck this display is mounted to is fuel injected and uses an ECU computer

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

$20 the truck has cooties

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 week ago

See what happens when you can't find the right bumper sticker with the message you want to share?

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

Big if true

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 week ago

It's all worth it, because there is something also "made with computer": video games.

Woohooo!

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This person almost certainly suffers from bipolar mania

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There are plenty of other possibilities, and I don't think bipolar is actually the most likely. Although psychosis and delusions can definitely be a part of bipolar type I they don't have to be, and are more commonly associated with, for example, schizophrenia or schizophreniform disorder or schizotypal personality. Of course these are often comorbid, complicating things. But I wouldn't jump so quickly to such a specific diagnosis based on one picture.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm clearly not able to officially diagnose this person. Please understand I'm just shooting off the cuff on Lemmy, where everyone else here is like "hey everyone, laugh at the crazy guy." Imo those are the people you should be directing your ire at.

In my experience, this sort of goal directed activity and paranoid scrawlings are much more likely to be the result of severe mania with psychosis than schizophrenia, delusional disorder, or schizophreniform disorder, where disorganization and amotivation are more likely to occur and lead someone to be "stuck" rather than decorate an entire vehicle and drive it around town.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

I miss /r/SchizophreniaRides.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

i love how the top left panel actually tells you to use a computer

[–] Please_Do_Not@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Got dangit my benereal gomputer is acting up again. Must be the weather.

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