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[–] Hubi@feddit.de 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[–] ndsvw@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Ich mag diese Plattgorm.. Auf Reddit hätten wir jetzt sicher einen Reichsbürger getriggert..

[–] ndsvw@feddit.de 49 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Hello, it's us, the Germans...

The words doppelganger and kindergarden are ours.

Please give them back or there will be consequences... Copying our language... That's disgusting.. We would never do that.

[–] mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ich schlage vor, wir gedulden uns nur noch bis ÜBERMORGEN! Sende dir asap eine Meetingeinladung als Reminder an dein Handy.

Ridikulöse Suggesterierung.

[–] cloud_punk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Did you offer someone a handy?

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I've been wanting to learn German for years now, specifically because "ich_iel" looked really fun.

Guess now is as good of a time as any!

[–] lightsecond@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read somewhere on Lemmy that ich_iel deliberately uses wrong words four the lulz. So be careful or you’ll be learning bad grammar. Youse diggitty?

[–] Johanno@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well well well,

Brunnen Brunnen Brunnen,

So ich_iel is making jokes on translation english. Instead of translating the meaning they look for funny and/or literally translations.

Instead of translating "well, well, well" with sth that fits like (Gut gut gut) they use the water well translation.

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[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ich_iel is peak German humor and internet culture. It's a shame that they live on forbidden lands now. Although there's hope, as the great migration has already begun

Someone wants to learn German for the good humour. Now I’ve seen everything!

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[–] Downcount@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)
[–] Semmelstulle@feddit.de 31 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] ZeroPointMax@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT UND ICH HAB NICHTS GESAGT

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[–] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT, DU HAST MICH GEFRAGT

[–] auhu@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

VOLKSWAGEN ADIDAS

[–] Semmelstulle@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Duhastaufdeinemkokaturndeinegeistigbehinderteschwestergefickt - K.I.Z

[–] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Whirlwindwanderer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Norgur@kbin.social 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSKAPITÄNSMÜTZENHALTERPROJEKTLEITUNGSASSISTENTIN

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[–] Freez@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haben Sie die richtigen Dokumente für den Beitrag eingereicht?

[–] Muckelchen@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Ihnen fehlt leider der Passierschein A38. Besorgen Sie diesen bitte und machen Sie einen neuen Termin, frühstens jedoch in 6-8 Monaten.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Germany itself is federated. Coincidence?

I wonder why the Russians aren't here. They sure like being federated too, innit?

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[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Du törichter Narr! Die Deutsche sprache ist die beste der Welt!

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[–] 2piradians@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@feddit.de 16 points 1 year ago

Still better than people assuming everyone's american.

[–] Blegh@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ich sehe hier kein Problem...

Sprich Deutsch!

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[–] Jubalong@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is also true just walking around in my hometown in Norway during the summer holidays.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Es ist besser für meine deutsche als duolingo

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[–] ndsvw@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Visit us at feddit.de

[–] GustavoM@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Ja, OP. Wenn Lemmy untergeht, werden wir alle Deutsche.

[–] lorez@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Especially German dams.

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] eierkuchen@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Ich bin Pfannkuchen Berliner.

[–] MeshPotato@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Überall auf Lemmy und super aktiv auf r/Place 🌈🇩🇪🍞🐘🚒🚄🌭

[–] Rayspekt@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago
[–] jannis@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Und wo ist dabei das Problem, Ami?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] ndsvw@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago

Deutsche? Ich sehe hier keine Deutschen..

[–] bleepbloopbleep@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Tja. Könnt schlimmer kommen. Moin!

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