this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2024
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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 99 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dear FBI,

  1. Welcome to Lemmy.
  2. If you're looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC's denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn't take you more than a decade or so.
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 39 points 2 months ago

Add to that all the doctors and office staff that have to deal with backbilling by them and you can add like another million suspects to the list.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 68 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Fuck it, drop it anonymously.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 months ago

Your attempt was ill-planned poorly-executed and just plain not nice, Ministry for the Propagation of Virtue and the Prevention of Vice.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 months ago

Or just photshop it to make it look like a screenshot of 4chan

[–] RangerJosie@lemmy.world 56 points 2 months ago
[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yo send it to me in a dm these memes are fueling me right now

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 months ago

Nice try, FBI.

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I keep writing comments like that and then having to erase them.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Tbh I just don't care. I'm honestly amazed i havent been comtacted or had my door kicked down yet. Of course ive been saying this type of thing is enevitable for years and everyone goes full virtue signalling and downvotes me... until it happens

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 months ago

I must not fed post

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I actually added a disclaimer in my bio on bluesky saying nothing i say is serious. I know that wont matter too much in court but it cant hurt right?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brand yourself as entertainment and it is 100% legally defensable.

"No one of sound mind would take us seriously"

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hope you have Fox News’ lawyers and their connection to shady corrupt judges.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

You mean fox entertainment

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

That's not a bad idea but I already have one and I don't want to change it.

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago
[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 months ago

I'm not saying the shooter was based but I am saying the system murders the fuck out of cancer patients daily so dear FBI friend friend reading this how is your deductible

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You know what I think? There is not really a meme but the meme about the meme is the meme

[–] emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's memes all the way down.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The illumemenati controls all

[–] pookie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

It's memeception.

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme.

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

""Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme" is a meme.

[–] takeda@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Off topic, but where does this picture originates from?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

If I strained that hard, it'd cause a fart.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thanks. Never read the history of this but I had always been curious. Turns out it’s just a “funny face” the guy can make. I was concerned this dude was having some kind of stress induced medical episode here.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Just add 'in minecraft' to the meme, they'll never see through and just think you're weird.