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A fake IKEA ad for a "Estrogenized Blahaj" text:

There's a blahaj painted like estradiol pills.

title is new estrogenized blahaj subtitle is the perfect companion for the perfect girls price is 49 bucks.

There's text down bellow that says "2 years of blahaj cuddling experience might be required in some countries"

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

fake

heartbroken

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I replace my HRT with this?

[–] OrnateLuna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you never stop cuddling it then yes

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

Soaked in it, like Ford Prefect's towel.