Asklemmy

To annoy my wife.

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me and hear the lamentations of their women

You decide it yourself, thus it's for you to figure out. Personally, I like little things. Like pop rocks I bought earlier. I think they worth living a little, aren't they?

To make as many people as uncomfortable as I humanly can.

Crush the patriarchy and bring about equity and equality. And jacking the hog…

To cut all ties, live in a penthouse, and never go onto the ground again until my body is found after dozens of amazon boxes at my door prompts a wellness check. I refuse to live as a permanent victim used to inspire actual people to not be outdone by something below them. I refuse to be marijuana and nicotine users' emotional punching bag. That's all I'll ever be in society if I don't cut ties or die.

Being as comfortable as possible

I try to follow a set of rules which define how i should live my life written in my own words, which essentially restate the golden rule/10 commandments/fundamental tenets/etc. I read them as myself, as if I'm giving advice to myself. Pronouns can be tricky. I don't follow them perfectly and often will tweak the wording, hoping to avoid misinterpretation.

I call them my veritaclaritives. (veritas + clarus = loud and clear truth; probably bad latin)

• Always look out for #1

• Always be prepared for a #2 (e.g. romance, friendships, shit)

• Only desire what you require

• It's only theft if they need it more than you (emphasis on NEED)

• Create more than you consume

• Help people up, more and before you put anyone down

• Treat everyone as a friend until they prove otherwise (emphasis on both THEY and PROVE; the golden rule)

• Make amends with your friends, before an unexpected end (r.i.p. Nivec)

• Keep your friends close, be your own worst enemy

• If thoughts of any enemy anger you, you've already lost (note plural)

• Destroy enemies until they are unable to do you harm

• All enemies can be defeated through unconditional love.

I'm on a life-long quest to finding the EXIT from this matrix. For this I have to become the supreme lord of Holy C

To get as close to my true self as possible.

To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate the beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch Or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!

• Ralph Waldo Emerson

Help each other.

On a cosmic timescale, facilitate a world with minimal suffering and maximal fulfillment.

I don't know.

Nothing. Purpose implies the potential for failure and while there are certainly circumstances that I would consider personal failures, there are none so great that they would invalidate my existence.

That said, I have a vision for my life and the state of the world that I would like to see realized. I want to see a world where climate change is taken seriously and recognized as the imminent threat that it is. It will be waiting on the other side of every economic crisis or war that man chooses to wage.

ideally producing scientific research and art but in practice I'm just trying to minimize my own suffering :/

To work for some asshole and make just enough money to get by.

I used to be flourishing as an artist. Now I'm just trying to not end up in a camp within the next 4+ years

I don't have one. I just do what I can to be a good person and that's it. And I'm ok with it.

I'm just here to raise entropy.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.

To spend time with the people I love.

Correct the mistakes of my ancestors.

To end it peacefully

To enjoy the world and minimize how much I prevent others from enjoying it as well.

Hentai

To "live", and by "live" I mean experience and creat Art. I don't need more nor less.

Nothing!

My purpose in life is to produce poop and pee. I work hard so that I can afford food and water so that I can eventually poo and pee. I have an urge to reproduce so that my children can also poop and pee.

To reduce human suffering by some degree, even if it's insignificant in the big picture.

To spread my genes around, mostly

Currently just trying to be a girl, be kind, and trying to help the people around me.