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[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

America's favourite pastime is committing war crimes and invading other countries.

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And dismantling public transit!

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

And overthrowing publicly elected governments. We even brought it home with us. USA USA USA!!!

[–] yak@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

England here, we invented this shit, sit down

[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You English win this game. Easily 🤣

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't knock it until you try it.

[–] Ryantific_theory@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The generational trauma and setting back of human progress by decades just adds a delicate spice to geopolitics that America absolutely adores.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Well, contrary to popular belief, all those orphans everyone loves so much don't create themselves!

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That depends, is the trolley sitting over massive oil reserves?

If so, yes, the ground underneath that train looks like it needs some freedumb so we can ~~pillage the resources exclusively to benefit Western Oligarchs~~ "benefit the region with mutually beneficial free trade agreements." 🔥🚃😵😵😵🔥 🔫 🇺🇸 🤑💰

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fun little math fact: trolleys are commutative, so if you explode a second trolley, you've double-protected American interests.

[–] MelonTheMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Max american interests is reached at TROLLEY = 0

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea, but if we don't keep destroying other countries, they might get ahead of us!

[–] 0ddysseus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I believe that ship has sailed. Unless of course you're taking about school shootings, maternal mortality rates, etc etc

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm going to piss on the drone.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ironically you might simultaneously piss off the drone.

[–] SpicyPeaSoup@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

It's not the drone that scares me. It's the US airbase backing it up.

[–] gon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 year ago

I trolley strike the drone.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

My interceptor drone intercepts your interceptor drone.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

~~protect~~ further

[–] Starkregen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Bayraktar bayraktar 🎵🎶

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

The wages paid to the workers making the missile will pay for a little girls ballet lessons. Won't anybody think of the children!

[–] Peruvia@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

"Oil? Under that trolley? I can pillage golden resources from a land that doesn't belong to me, get away with it and even be praised for killing innocents in the name of profit and destroy public transit? STRIKE IT CRAIG"

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago

Can I do it just because it's fun and not to protect anyone's interests?

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Yo fuck that trolley

[–] Rawsark@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rich people: peace time not getting me money is a problem...

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

I always said rich people should not exist. We should help them by redistributing all their wealth.

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