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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 57 minutes ago

So a foreign manga reader that likes to work their wood whilst drawing furry pics from said manga, and travels to cons to display subsequent art - is the most irresistible person to women?
(Should probably think about doing some public garden porn photography tbh)

That does make sense.

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 33 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (21 children)

Getting high and playing video games?

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

I used to work at a leather shop. I can say alot of women find that pretty attractive. Too bad I'm asexual.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 114 points 5 hours ago (9 children)

"traveling" yikes.

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

I have traveled quite a bit and I like it a lot, but it is no hobby. For it to be a hobby, I would have to have a lot more money.

Once or even twice a year, is hardly a hobby.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 28 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

It could also just be women thinking, "I'd like to visit _____ when I'm able, I want my partner to go with me." Working in a passport office, I've met a shocking number of men who have never left the US (or sometimes even the state) by choice. Then their wife or girlfriend wants to go to Mexico or something, and they come in talking about how they're only doing it for her and they'd never travel if it was up to them.

Anyway, I'd consider traveling one of my hobbies even though I can't afford to do it often - plenty of time is spent planning and looking at things to do, so it goes beyond just the few days of the trip.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think so too.

I've met people who are extremely happy living in their small town life doing small town things, then get angry or confused why anybody would want to go someplace "exotic".

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That is one way to say, you think wealth is attractive.

Is it not?

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Depends.

If they flaunt it with their fancy cars and designer clothes, I think they're gross.

If they look like a hobo but are highly educated about finances... Aaaaay bay bee how you doin? Wink at me, you economist with a 401K who ties her hair up because she hasn't showered in days because she was doing data science. Spit in my mouth, you engineer with a diverse stock portfolio who wears the same hoodie you wore in college because clothes shopping is hard and you want to focus on optimizing your CI pipelines. Choke me, you tenured professor with a mature retirement fund who dedicated their life building physics engines to teach grad students.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

I love being in other countries and meeting new people and learning about their culture. But I fucking haaaaate traveling.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 26 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

You can travel without spending a lot of money, people call it backpacking.

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 44 points 4 hours ago (9 children)
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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 points 2 hours ago

Where’s “beach”?

[–] zante@slrpnk.net 130 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Woodworking 94%. Right.

Try ordering a new lathe after you’re married.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago

Hey if I were married to you I would support your hobbies and interests. I'd want you to be happy.

Lathes are expensive though, so if there expense were to come from our shared account we would need to have a discussion first.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I have a friend who’s very attracted to her husband’s woodworking. Mind you he’s a world class artisan for equipment for a shared hobby of theirs, but still, she’s very supportive of his lathe purchases.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 77 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

That’s because the deal has already been sealed. They typically wanna keep you off the market, not increase your “resale” value. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, cucking or sharing kinda kinks, not human trafficking. Human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Like, as a fantasy, not as a real thing. Real human trafficking isn’t sexy. Unless you’re into that kinda thing. Like, as in humans stuck in traffic or transforming into cars and being stuck in traffic, not as being sold as a commodity. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 62 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Reading this as I'm waking up and really questioning if I'm actually awake or not

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago

If you are into that kind of thing

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[–] 299792458ms@lemmy.zip 134 points 6 hours ago (5 children)

What do you mean Linux is not in the list?

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 44 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"I'm really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance"

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Then when you meet her you can't the service up. "I swear I've never had this happen before"

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[–] Anti_Face_Weapon@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Unironically, most of the women I've spoken too have found it attractive when I bring up 3dPrinting. It's an active and interesting hobby, and tangible & crafty enough not to be too "nerdy" or whatever. Perfect middle ground, women love it.

They probably just didn't think of it or it wasn't on the poll.

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