Dad Jokes

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submitted 23 hours ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Pil-grams!

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[–] Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Yeah, but the smallest is also the largest... Because Pil-grams were also Puri-Tons!

Yeah, I just did.

[–] ryguyflyguy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like it’d be a little better as:

How much did the turkey weigh at the first Thanksgiving?

53 pil-grams!

Because then it’s also factual

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That might be a bit much for a 5-6 YO child, and a dad joke, but never miss a chance to educate!

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Wait, you guys tell dad jokes to children?

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I had children to legitimise my dad jokes.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

So had I. That didn't stop me from telling all the adults, unfortunately (for them).

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I tell them to mine, but they're in their 20s.