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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 40 minutes ago

Is your sea bass ill tempered?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hubi@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Apparently it's called a Katsugyo Bag and used to carry/transport expensive fish for whatever reason.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

Man, that's a word that you definitely mispronounce in English if you just read it. "Tsu" just doesn't romanize well.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do you think the creatures brought up from the depths in these things get freaked the fuck out seeing everything at the surface after living in near total darkness their whole lives?

Like holy shit the amount of visual stimulation is probably intensely painful.

[–] Backlog3231@reddthat.com 7 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Most of them are blind or have only rudimentary visual capacity iirc. No advantage in evolving vision if there's nothing to see anyway.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 12 hours ago

Sure, but wouldn’t you think those with eyes would logically be pretty sensitive to light, like to find bioluminescent prey and stuff?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Like all these knives, forks, frying pans and ovens? Possibly, but that wouldn't be long.

[–] marble@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sure hope you don't have more than 100mL of liquid there, bud.

[–] kn33@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like if there's a live fish that should overrule that? Like, what liquid is going to be so volatile as to be dangerous, but also safe enough that a fish could live in it?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Well, they aren't bomb experts so why would they make a judgement call on that? The rules are there for a reason - maybe someone made a bomb that a fish could swim in.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 points 17 hours ago

Do not underestimate the power of an officious little bitch like a TSA agent's ability to choose following the rules over common sense.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Also, no oxygenation. It'll be dead pretty soon.

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah that's as close to a dog than it is to a trout.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

Death Stranding 2 looks good!

That container looks to have way more than 100ml..

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth -5 points 1 day ago

Rachel and Jenks at it again

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth -4 points 1 day ago

Rachel and Jenks at it again

[–] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth -4 points 1 day ago

Rachel and Jenks at it again