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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago

Every sign has its story.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 51 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't use a .50 cal round as a hammer.

Don't ziptie a Claymore to the grill of your truck.

Don't eat the C4.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do not load the rocket launcher with a sledgehammer.

spoiler

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago

When you're loading 122mm rockets into your 120mm launcher.

[–] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Precision engineering.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't eat the C4.

What if I wanna taste the forbidden dough

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Among field troops in Vietnam it became common knowledge that ingestion of a small amount of C-4 would produce a "high" similar to that of ethanol. Others would ingest C-4, commonly obtained from a Claymore mine, to induce temporary illness in the hope of being sent on sick leave.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/C-4_(explosive)

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I feel like group number 2 is a lot closer to reality.

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Group number 2 was certainly in for an unpleasant time.

C-4 has toxic effects on humans when ingested. Within a few hours multiple generalized seizures, vomiting, and changes in mental activity occur.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just wait until you find out what happens in the field during a war

[–] pivot_root@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Oh, I'm aware. Much like intentionally losing part of your leg to trenchfoot in a desperate attempt to get out of being mowed down by a barrage of bullets or burned alive by mustard gas or chloramine.

It's still not a pleasant time, though.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

They might be off about the temporary part and possibly the illness part if that turns into injury instead but other than that spot on.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh. Not as bad as I expected. Also I am somehow not surprised that this has actually been done enough to be documented

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Documented? They print a warning on the block packaging now.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Amazing. I feel like there is a similar story (of the "why would you even do that ?" variety) behind this label as with the MAS-36 bayonet hole

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Don't use a .50 cal round as a hammer.

I mean, if you don't use the primer as the hammer face, it'll be ok aside from the fact that they don't weigh enough to drive in a pin/nail. I'd try the bullet tbh, it'll be the heaviest part, but you'll really probably need at least like a, idk, 8oz impliment, and one round of .50bmg is about 1.5oz.

[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 16 points 1 day ago

Oh so this is why russian ammo dumps are always blowing up.

[–] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder how often this happened

You see Ivan when you hammer nail like this, you never have to shoot again

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, it does. ONACHO to all of you this fine Wednesday!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

(I know you're joking but) "Opasno" - "It's dangerous."

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago

As if it would work as expected

[–] lowleveldata@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Now I really need to see it happens