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Every machine is named after what it does (although I do 1337-ify the names, because I'm still a late 90s IRC teen at heart). If you've ever been onboarded into a sysadmin role where all the machines are named with whatever whimsical naming scheme each department chose, you'll fast develop a visceral hatred for non-descriptive naming schemes. The fifth time you get a ticket saying something like 'Hedwig is down' and you have to go crawling through three layers of linked files on SharePoint to find what and where 'Hedwig' is, you'll be ready to beat the person who named it to death, and that attitude tends to persist to your home naming scheme :p

Depending on the size of the machine I'll call it big/large/huge/small/Lil then a human name like John. BigJohn is my main server and hopefully one day he can get an upgrade and become large John.

Porn stars that the machines remind me of.

Stop judging me.

Discworld characters. My storage servers name is Luggage, my phone is 'Ig', the vacuum is named after a monk.

Anime girls. I want to change but I’m too far gone to have a random name

Rei - main pc

Asuna - main server

Milim - plex

Aqua - laptop

Darkness - first plex (the drives failed and lost everything rip)

Rem - raspi (pihole)

Ram - second raspi (home assistant)

Ungulates. Because who doesn't like a hoofed animal?

My client machines are even-toed ungulates (order Artiodactyla) and my servers/IoT machines are odd-toed (order Perissodactyla). I'm typing this on Gazelle. My router is called Quagga, both after the extinct zebra subspecies and the routing protocol software (I don't use it any more but hey, it's a router).

Derek Derek1 DerekNew Derek2 NewDerek Ted DerekNew2 DerekTheServer Derek-Derek DerekMini

node-0 node-1 node-2 ...

Everything runs kubernetes so the names are mostly irrelevant.

Years ago I worked at a company who named everything after WoW characters. I wished murder was legal in those days.

A friend of mine names all his hosts afer famous battleships, his dad names every host after Star Trek ships and their wireless networks are all named after LOTR locations.

As for me, each hostname consists of the device type and the location of the host, no matter if it's local or a vps in a datacenter somewhere.

I use names of mice from popular movies and TV shows. I use this list.

I know it's not useful, but it's fun to me. I would never use it in a professional environment.

All computers are named after dogs. My dogs, dogs in the family etc. the dog name should be carefully match to the computer’s role and characteristics.

My peerlessly reliably golden retriever will almost always have a server named after him. The most powerful computer in the house is named after the monstrously large golden my parents had when I was young. My sons gaming pc is fast but perpetually broken, named after our greyhound. Laptops are named for smaller dogs, SBC devices get named after toy size dogs.

Wi-Fi ssids should always be named after cats.

This is the natural way of things.

I usually go with characters from the Discworld series. So far I’ve had a Rincewind, Ridcully, Twoflower, Weatherwax, Ponder, Librarian, Luggage, and Hex, plus a router called “The Clacks”. Really ought to get Vimes and crew into the mix, now that I think of it… maybe the next one will be Angua or Carrot.

Highest mountains on Earth. Maybe not the best idea, since it took me a while to memorize Kangchenjunga.

Physical machines get star names: Vega, Arcturus, Polaris, Fomalhaut, Deneb, Antares, Procyon, Algol, Aldebaran... and so on.

Virtual machines naming scheme is more reasonable: [os]-[role][number if needed]. Examples:

• alp-proxy
• talos-controlplane-3, talos-worker-1, talos-worker-6
• deb-storage

Kittybox: old laptop that my cats like sitting on

Thinbox: new laptop that is thiner then kittybox.

Tallbox: desktop

Tinybox: BeagleBone black single board computer acting as server

Desktops and PCs are just OS name and version. Proxmox cluster is Ankh-Morpork (from Disc world) and nodes are Ankh Morpork street names: Treacle Mine, Pseudopolis Yard, Attic Bee, etc.

Personally I use corporate-like naming scheme for my devices, the format is:

[AABB-CCCC-DDEE]

AA: Location of the device - HQ (home), CL (cloud).
BB: Role of the device - HV (hypervisor), SV (server), NW (network) and workstation (WS).
CCCC: Device brand (for NW), application running (for SV), and workstation purpose (for WS).
DD: For server and workstation - OS running on the device (WN=Windows, LX=Linux, MA=macOS). For network device - their role on network (RT=router, AP=access point, SW=switch).
EE: # of the device, year of purchase for WS.

For example, here's my router, KASM server and my gaming PC hostnames:

HQNW-UBNT-RT01
HQSV-KASM-LX01
HQWS-GAME-WN16

Still trying to optimize this naming scheme, like removing all the dash, but currently too lazy to do it lol.

Servers (physical or virtual) get named based on usage: host-lab-01, vpn-guest-name, nas-01, proxmox-01, etc.

My wife's laptops get named [her name]-[model].

My machines (physical or virtual) get named after fairies from Pixie Hollow.

Writing this out makes me think I did my wife's machines dirty, though. Should have named them after fairies as well.

Hell-related, mixed from Greek mythology and Christian mythology.

• Hades: THE main server. I mean it knows and controls everything
• Charon: the router. Self-explanatory
• Hell: my laptop. Its brand is Dell. It's where all this started.
• Limbo: my other laptop

At work I name them after Greeks gods, at home after Alps peaks.

I use significant hardware component or model:

• Z390
• AERO15

...or sometimes intended purpose:

• USERV - Ubuntu SERVer
• PlexBox - Plex Server
• NAS - NAS
• Runner - GitLab Runner
• MDEV - Mobile DEVelopment
• MDEV2 - Mobile DEVelopment, Version 2

I also have a Kubernetes cluster that ranges from K8S_0 to K8S_5.

I'm incredibly boring. I name them with the company/model name. And what role they have appended.

All of my machine names are related to Elvis Presley. Elvis has been my desktop PC for years, and I have or have had Priscilla, Lisa-Marie, ColonelParker, Blue-Hawaii, Hound Dog, Memphis, Tupelo, and Graceland. I want to rethink this a bit to have to flow better, maybe have Graceland as my network name, or maybe the router. Also thinking about changing to something space-related or Norse Mythology as the theme.

Shakespeare.

Hamlet, Puck, Beatrice, Portia, Horatio, Antony, etc. My wife's devices have always been females.

@aquova

Call me boring but

First 3 = OS/appliance type
Next 3 = Purpose/role
Last Character = Environment / lane
(numbers added if more than one)

Having a server called "Enterprise" is cool ... but when I get an email saying WINNASP or RHLFTPQ are down, it's much more useful and descriptive.

DHARMA stations (from the show LOST)

Arrow, Swan, Flame, and Pearl so far :)

I used to name my cloud VMs after Monogatari characters but now I just settle with xxn.domain.tld so it's easy to remember when I need to SSH into one.

• xx = shortcode for which service the VM is from (for example Azure = az, DigitalOcean = do)

• n = VM number from 1-9

do2.domain.tld

I use trees and other types of shrubbery. Towers and laptops are named after trees while Pis and the like are named after bushes and ferns.

Gravity falls characters: Mabel, Dipper, Soos, Wendy, etc...

One of my nicknames is Hugo. I have a Windows, a macOS, a Debian and a Raspbian machine.

So I call them Hugowin, Hugotosh and Hugopi. The Debian machine mostly runs Plex so it is named Plexy. And my Phone is called iBobes because someone once told me that Bobes mean ass in german and i though that is incredibly funny.

I use Quake 3 characters names: doom, crash, sorlag, razor, bitterman, xaero, ...

Try monopoly board street names like oxford road or parklane. Or maybe flower names like daisy or pertunia.

I only use robot names

Bender B. Rodriguez

Roberto

R. Daneel Olivaw

C3PO

Robotina

My old company used Greek and Roman gods and heroes. Hermes01 was the mail server, for example (because Hermes was the messenger of the gods). I don't remember all of them, but we had demeter (esx clusters), zeus (file servers iirc), Ares (backup servers), and other server names like that.

I go with characters from Super Mario, eg Luigi, Bowser, Yoshi. I like them because they’re short, easy to type and memorable.

In case people don’t know, https://namingschemes.com/Main_Page can be a good source of inspiration.

Fruit trees. There's a ton of them.

I don't remember where I started, but for a long time it was Firefly characters. I had to dig deep enough to name a system YoSaffBridge.

Then I switched to gemstones from Steven Universe. Which I still use for mostly for "end user devices", i.e. desktops, mobile, cars (mine is peridot).

The functional stuff and the VMs I name by function. Router is router, switches are sw-0#, pihole-0#, minecraft, plex, ipam (yes I have an ipam for my network), etc...

It's simpler and I like to be able just ssh/browse to "function" than trying to remember that ipam is on bismuth.

Years of working for a company that did lots of acquisitions, where I had to deal with integrating whimsically named infrastructure, gave me a strong appreciation for a functional and consistent naming scheme.

I do Japanese city names and the drives in the machines are named after railway/subway stations in said city.

@aquova
At the University (West coast, USA), it was a mix based on the department. I worked in the physics lab, and all the machines were named after physicists.

Then I spent a decade in industry on the east coast, and all the machines were named by the common "scheme": location, purpose, number, etc. Very dry, unimaginative, and IMHO, very East Coast Corporate.

My personal servers are Greek Titans - Phaethusa, Tethys, etc. - and my home network is Middle Earth-based: WiFi networks are forests, servers and PCs are swords. I give our phones our initials; modern phones don't last long enough to name.
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