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and make them explosively shit
Add extended range flight tanks and a foot long spiral penis.
now we're cooking with gas!!
Love this excuse to share a pic of the most beloved member of my flock. Antonio. When he is raising ducklings, we call him Big Papa Tony
just want you to know your duck name made my day better, great shit
Omg thank you!
Ducks > Chickens
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Oh no, I don't have any grapes.
Girl seems pleased
accidentally points at cow
Give that bowling pin legs and flamboyance.
Yet more proof supporting Eddie Izzard's hypothesis that God wasn't done creating animals when he smoked all the opium "just to test the first batch" 😁
Man, imagine when God invented the drugs
And corkscrew genitals
... and give them corkscrews.
Ducks are nature's wine bottle opener.
And one more thing, make sure it loves to rape
They do??
Hahahaha
god creating platypuses: "get that kazoo off a duck, stick it to an otter and replace its tail with a beaver's! oh, and, while youre at it, make it poisonous btw"
God was just messing at that point
yea
“And make it taste better.”
That's what the quacking does