Jesus fuck am I so old that making a Magic Johnson is a porn name is now a shower time revelation to someone lol
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Was this a joke people made at the time? This was actually stolen from a streamer who'd never heard of him and made this comment.
How do you think he got HIV? Too much magic johnson.
He forgot to use counterspell!
"I should not have tapped that."
A regular Johnson can get AIDS. He got cured. He's a Magic Johnson.
His real first name is Earvin. Which rhymes with pervin', so still pretty close.
Shit, if a porn star can score a triple double, I’ll take it.
Magic Johnson is what I nicknamed my penis.
I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.
Or you could be the narrator for Deadliest Catch and have a Mike Rowe Johnson. i will see myself out
Wait till you hear about doc Johnson.