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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (6 children)

Must know the German name. Brb.

*Hai or haifisch. Early 17th century, from Dutch haai, from Middle Dutch haey (15th c.), from Old Norse hár, há- (“shark”).

Nothing so interesting I guess.

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Hello there!

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 5 points 13 hours ago

If you wanna say "hello shark!" in Danish you'll say "hej haj!"

Good thing we don't have sharks in Danish waters otherwise it'll become pretty awkward when you greet someone at the beach.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago

I love these etymologies where it's just "this word comes from a similar sounding word with the same meaning." Who would have guessed.
Me. I would have guessed.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Shark: “Hai~ <3”

[–] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

I knew that already because it is a Rammstein song.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Hey hey is a great name for a boat snack chicken.

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

I posit this completely made up definition.

Shark is an adjunction of two words

Sharp; because, well look at them

and Ark; because they are boats.

Sharp-Ark > Shark

Isn't language funny sometimes

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 hours ago