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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago

The hitman groaned inwardly, placed the “fortune” in his pocket, and slowly finished his sweet and sour chicken. No last name, no location, but he knew exactly who they were talking about. The rain outside had let up a little but not completely. He lit a cigarette and started walking towards the west side of town. He had a job to do. He had to go kill a friend.

[–] zer0hour@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago
[–] j0j0@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Haha you are in my fortune cookie

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Johnathan, as in Jonathan Frakes?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

No. Not this time. It never happened. It's a total fabrication.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

If you have a cat named "Garfield", you are in big trouble.