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[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 2 weeks ago

Putin has continued to invoke Nuclear Orthodoxy on various occasions, such as a 2018 claim that Russians would "go to heaven as martyrs" and foreigners would "simply drop dead."

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Warhammer 40K wasn’t meant as an instruction manual.

In all seriousness, I am wondering whether Aleksandr Dugin spent his youth painting Space Marine figurines in between being into chaos magick and coming up with edgy Nazi-Bolshevik heresies that would have gotten a less well-connected young edgelord sent to the gulag. A lot of the ideas behind late Putinism seem to be lifted from the Empire Of Man.

[–] servobobo@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A satirical fascist setting attracts real fascists who're too dumb to realize it's a satire, story as old as time.

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 24 points 2 weeks ago

Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow, and be Divided

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Are they planning on nuking Jesus or something?

Jesus: I have returned! Russia: Fuck off! ☢️ We don’t want any!

[–] MrMakabar@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They believe that Russia is inherintly Christian and especially Moscow as the third Rome. So as the battle of armagedon happens, they want to arm Russia, as to defend the holy city of Moscow against satan and his demons. For that they need a lot of weapons and especially nukes, as demons are obviously powerfull. Clearly they are also needed to fight the satanic West, approaching the holy city of Moscow via Ukraine.

And they are serious.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I wonder if they've bothered to explain why nuking a demon would be effective. You could just as easily go with "only silver works" if you're writing this like a fanfic.

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It reminds me of that one Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode where they read that "no sword can pierce the heart" of a particularly powerful demon that shows up so they just go to a military base and steal a rocket launcher

[–] kshade@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It seems like a pretty good story to tell those evil westerners: Actually Russia is crazy enough to start a nuclear exchange because of wacky religious bullshit, so better appease them!

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Blessed are the ~~peace~~ cheese makers, for they will be called the children of God." --The Holy Gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ According to Monty Python

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He was clearly talking about anyone who makes milk-based products

[–] sepi@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

they forgot to consecrate the last sarmat

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or Putin's butthole, which is consequently full of cancer.

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

The children of atom have come to your lands...