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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ok. We're going to fix this. Here's what we do. First, you abandon your toddler. Just forget about them. They're dead weight. They're holding you back. But don't worry, I'LL be the new toddler. Nevermind tbe fact that I'm 41.

I'll go take a nap, and you go clean my kitchen. When I wake up, you can give me gummy snacks, and some juice, and some hugs.

..........now 41 year old me is sad, because that all sounds really nice.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're 41. No one is stopping you from buying and eating gummy snacks.

Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean......I was refering more to the idea of having someone in my life who loves me. I HAVE gummy snacks. I just don't have someone to feed them to me....

[–] Im_old@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And clean the kitchen while you sleep!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

That's called Molly Maid.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You stole my joke and my identity

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Joke’s on you. I don’t clean the kitchen.

[–] makyo@lemmy.world -3 points 3 weeks ago

I though Trump would be in this punchline somehow