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Crack rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] TTH4P@lemm.ee 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Technically you ARE glowing. The bioluminescence is just very dim. I hope this helps!

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 2 weeks ago

And you're also hot. (You emit IR light)

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

Why does the boner have a hand

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

wtf is this image

[–] the_best_nerd@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

looks ai generated

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's my body cracking like a glow stick whenever I move yet refusing to glow and the subsequent disappointment felt.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Every time I wake up and all my joints crack, yet I don't receive an invigorating glow to help rouse me for the morning, is a disappointment.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Crack? Crack is easy. What really blows is sand, in your joints. That kind of role will get your hot box orbs glowing

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

How about sand in your crack

[–] laughingsquirrel@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 weeks ago

https://youtube.com/shorts/NTEgbaTTvoM

[–] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 20 hours ago

quoth femtanyl: SNAP MY NECK AND THEN JUST WATCH ME GLOW